Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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