I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize