Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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