Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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