what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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