evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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