haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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