Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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