How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Is Oprah even human
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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