Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can't motorboat a personality
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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