This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Please don't give away my fajitas
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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