i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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