Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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