Where is the hickey?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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