u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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