I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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