it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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