Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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