Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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