Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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