..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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