question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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