I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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