Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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