I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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