So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
tell me about the fingering
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