I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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