But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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