..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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