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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head

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(613): View more from Ontario

my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy

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(443): View more from Maryland

God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.

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(650): View more from California

Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having

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(937): View more from Ohio

Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"

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(623): View more from Arizona

"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"

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