Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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