My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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