i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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