What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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