So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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