dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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