You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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