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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????

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• (714): View more from California

  walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined

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  he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day

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• (831): View more from California

  So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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• (631): View more from New York

  i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.

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• (646): View more from New York

  i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!

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