And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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