am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You are the jesus of drinking
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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