Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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