Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Contemplating These 27 Questions Will Make Your Brain Explode
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well