ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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