why didn't you poke me back
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."