I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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