If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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