shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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