the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He passed out mid-signature
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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