Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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