How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
