Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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