I don't think brook has ever known best
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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