theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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