carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Less talking, more tequila
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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