you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The air was thick with penises
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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