Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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