I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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