Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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