Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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