how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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